"Small Truths For Sale at Tony's Place"

featuring
'Shut Up and Leave',
'The Lake's Too Rough',
'June Cleaver', and
'Friend of Mine'

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"It is the one thing he truly does well."

Ghosts in the Windows still available on line.

Well, it has once again been a year since the update but I get lost in my head and in my life sometimes and it takes a while for me to reappear on this plain. We have started a new business which we hope against hope to have up and running within the next three weeks. (June 20th or so) Called myEbar.net. It is a social networking site for those who have achieved the ripe old age of twenty one or a super majority in many states. For those who are tired of changin diapers on other sites or are afraid of setting up a meet with possiblities only to have Dateline NBC show up well, this is for you. We also hope to be within the year the largest 'local' bar and restaurant referance site in the country. So if you have a favorite bar or restaurant, fancy, neighborhood, biker, gay,mexican, soul, five star or great burger and sandwich place let us know by emailing to either this location or, once we are up and running, to myEbar.net. Hope you'll join the fun. It is looking very cool as it is being designed by 357am.

We were hoping to begin recording the new album in the late summer early fall. I want to do a double CD, ambitious little prick ain't I? But we want to do one CD live with a few friends and then one in the studio. But unfortunately with loss of comedy business and the new start up it looks as though we are going to have to put the music project on hold for now. I will try to keep every one up to date on and changes

Also, for those of you who are supporting the comedy side of my flailing career we now have the comedy DVD available. As soon as my brilliant daughter Kate figures out how to put some streaming video on the site you will be able to watch this old bastard on your computers. It will soon be up in the Wiener store. I'm leaving this on just to put the spurs to my beautiful daughter. Yeah, I know, I could learn to do some of this stuff myself but isn't it more fun to bother your children?

The Great American Lefty, Liberal, Pinko Musical. The story of a poor old hippie who has lost his way amidst all the right wing, conservative flotsam and jetsam of this country and has to find his heart and soul without the help of a wizard, a lion, a scarecrow, tinman, a young pretty girl and her little dog too. Yes, I will be stealing from the best for this show. Look for it by year's end. Yeah, what year. sorry, I kind of got lost on this project but hope to revive in '09

Support the troops even if you hate the idiot in charge. And don't forget to inform yourselves and vote when the time be right.

If you enjoy my albums please pass them and the website along to your friends. It seems the only way for us to grow is with the help of those who already dig this stuff, can't afford to advertise in the big publications and corporate radio don't care about us little guys. Charles de Lint's new book 'Widdershins' is fabulous and well worth the cash. Also look for the new Orson Scott Card novel 'Empire' (I think). Madeliene Peyroux and Corinne Bailey Rae are must buys (any of their albums) And I beleive Alex Bevan has a new album coming out. Please do yourself and me a favor and support these wonderful artists.

Have Yourselves A Great '08

Here are a couple of links to some of the best authors:http://www.charlesdelint.com http://www.hatrack.com and if you want great, and I do mean great, music:http://www.davidfrancey.comor tryhttp://www.jeffblack.comandwww.alexbevan.comor find any of the others on the web. It is damn well worth finding great music and books. And hey, if you find something worthwhile send it along to me at www.twodogsrecords@hotmail.com and we'll help spread the word. For any and all recording needs try Skyline Recording in Akron I'll have a website next month.